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[eugenesis]

"This is Scorponok. Leave a message, as I am busy at the moment. If you want to see the infant, send me a text before you enter. Don't you dare knock and wake her up."

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[debonairsharpshooter]

hey ur a mom right??? do u have lik
big bahoozelwhazzits?
i watche a alien nature doc

1/?

[eugenesis]

[Scorponok squints at the weird word. Bahoozel? Bazels? Hoosels? Hoo-whas? Big Bahooooo-]

[eugenesis]

[Wait.

Mom.

With those large mounds on the front meant for feeding birthed young.]

[eugenesis]

The hell?! [They're robots?? Where are they supposed to fit?? How would they even work??]

Froudine! [The baby does not look at him.] What kind of idiot is he?!

done

[eugenesis]

NO YOU ANNOYANCE

AURA FROUDINE ISN'T EVEN A MAMMAL! [Because that's the most important argument to make.]

Re: done

[debonairsharpshooter]

but u have the chassinet & u dont keep her in there? u could put the honkeranderoos in there.

[ Chassinet. Chassis cabinet. We will not be defining other terms ]

[eugenesis]

I need that space for my internal organs!



And I won't want to destroy my work in creating the internal incubator.

[debonairsharpshooter]

i think ur confused!!!
theyre not internal
here i'll help you
because i am nice and very smart

[ A few moments go by... ]

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[eugenesis]

[Please don't give him ideas on experiments to do on other people.]

I know how they work on organics. This would be cumbersome and dangerous. These are too delicate to protect me like armor, and it would be too complex a method for donating energon.

So what would be the purpose?

[debonairsharpshooter]

i dunno like industrial sillycone is super tough!! I bet if someone punched u good it wold absorbs the impact instead of cracking your plates
N I am bout to blow ur processor if ur worried bout them getting in the way even tho shockwave and prowly live fine
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[eugenesis]

They lose their intended function if they're removable.

Unless you want me to create removable padding in a better shape for anyone to use. [Literal boob armor.]