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[eugenesis]

"This is Scorponok. Leave a message, as I am busy at the moment. If you want to see the infant, send me a text before you enter. Don't you dare knock and wake her up."

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[daintylegs]

Hey Scorponok! This is your good friend Tailgate that you've definitely spoken to once or twice.

How do you feel about a bit of mystery and spontaneity? It won't hurt, I promise!

[He can't actually guarantee that, but it's a good thing to say.]

[eugenesis]

Who?

[Did he screw over a guy named Tailgate at some point? Ah well, maybe it was during that appliance fiasco.]

I'm a scientist, not a poet. Nature walks are pointless with scientific exploration.

[daintylegs]

Noted!

But actually I want to set you up on a blind date with someone! I think you'll get along super well!

Besides, I don't think you're doing anything else socially, what do you have to lose?

[eugenesis]

[Is he saying that Scorponok has no friends? He's insulted!

But Tailgate is right.] It's not someone who's trying to kill me, is it?

[daintylegs]

Definitely not!

[He can't promise that though.]

I'll fight him myself if he tries anything! So you have the Tailgate guarantee!